Lack of energy

I need energy. I needs it bad, Dr.

Maybe one day I will be this kick ass.

Dun Dun Dunnn

I missed posting yesterday. Boo.

I hope I get payed today. I'm out of soy milk and granola. I need tuna too. Dang, life is tough!
Oble di oble da.

Anne is my favorite Brit.

Down and Out

I hate that feeling. That one that seems to come in waves, where everything is fine and dandy, just like candy, and then BOOM! everything starts gettin' bumpy. When I see someone I love struggle, I want to run up and roundhouse kick all their demons right in the face. KAPOW!!!
Work was grueling. The second I walked in I could tell that my boss was not in the best of spirits and even though I should be used to this by now, it instantly put me in a sour mood. The fact that I had only gotten about five hours of sleep the night before was making me drag as I stacked box upon box of camera supplies and equipment. Thinking about it now, maybe I should be sleeping instead of blogging to avoid this all tomorrow. Eh, that's what Red Bull is for. AmIrightoramIright?!?!
I met up with Mikey after work and got some dinner then strolled around the new Poly Canyon housing section of Cal Poly. Talk about decadence for those spoiled, rich kids. Ugh, I need something to cheer the world up, stat!


Lolcats can make any day better.


I've worked at The Gap for over a year, and I've wanted to do this each and every day I've been there. Yes, the hangers do break that easily.

A little something to help start your week

I hope you all had a great Labor Day. Chris and I finally got off our butts and went for a long hike at Montana De Oro, then to Spooner's Cove, then to Morro Bay to get some delicious taffy, and strolled around an art fair that wasn't too thrilling, all to the tunes of Cake. When I got home, I popped in STELLA. I figured it was time to introduce my roommate to their comedic talent and, of course, fart humor that I adore. If you must know, we watched "Office Party" and "Paper Route". A very good day was had!


Mike Show', looking good. Love the hair!Hey guys!!!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Thanks Michael, for showing me this website! www.superdickery.com
Seriously, Superman is a dick!!!!
Now you know what Reagan's foreign policy was all about.

Futurama is better than hiking

Three options: hike Cerro Alto, hike some random trail in Montana De Oro OR sit on our asses and watch Futurama, in pajamas. Ruled out Cerro Alto. It's summer and the trail is not shaded whatsoever. Monatana De Oro sounds nice. You know what sounds better? Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Fry, and Bender. What an excellent morning. We have all day to get hot and sweaty and almost die from exhaustion.

Here's a funny fart joke

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure. Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."


Mmmm, stinky!

Here's a lolcat, for good measure.